How do you say virgin in German? Goodentite

I ran into your mom today. I ran into your mom earlier today, she told me she made $400.05 lastnight sucking dick. So I asked her “Who gave you the nickel?” She said “They all did”.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick…

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog? Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do men and Subway have in common? They both exaggerate the length.

I decided to give a name to my dinner. It was a Miss Steak.

The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don’t get paid? They only take tips.

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Some people are looking for the meaning of life. I’m still looking for the meaning of I licky boom boom down.

What’s the similarity between a mobile phone and a clitoris? Both turn on with the touch of a finger and every cunt’s got one.