A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint. Nothing of value was stolen.

Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous.

I didn’t know what to wear to my premature ejaculation support meeting… So I just came in my pants.

I got fired from the calendar factory… just for taking a couple of days off

What did the boy buy at the grocery store? Too Bad, I’m not telling you!

How do Spaniards take their coffee? Au lait.

“Son, if you keep masturbating like that you’re going to go blind!” Dad, I’m over here.

Why won’t alligators attack lawyers? Professional courtesy

My first time having sex was just like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind.

[drinks milk from carton] WHY AREN’T YOU USING A GLASS?!? “I went to the eye doctor” What does that mean? “He said I don’t need glasses”