What do you do, if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise.

Why does the homeless man only drink coffee? He had no proper tea..

Its not gay if its a three way The two other guys promised.

Whats the difference between a catholic priest and acne? The priest doesn’t wait for you to hit puberty to come on your face.

I lost my phone and it’s on silent. Man! I should’ve listened to Beyonce.

My grandma got me a gift card to Walmart for my birthday. She told me not to spend it all in one place.

Two guys are talking: (1) – I’ve bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) – Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) – Why not to Bagdad.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What’s the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur? Batman isn’t wearing hockey pads.

Roses are red.. I’m in debt.