What’s a redditor who makes pirate jokes’ favorite letters? It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren’t OC.

I wouldn’t say I “missed” your call.

Ur hot plz marry me. *no reply* OH MY GOSH SORRY FOR THE POCKET TEXT LMAO

Everyone is saying 9/11 was a joke, it wasn’t. It’s a social experiment.

What’s the difference between swine flu and bird flu? For swine flu you need “Oinkment”, for bird flu you need “Tweetment”.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful

Heading to a pumpkin patch with a cheeseburger. When pumpkins see me eating meat, they let their guard down. They never see it coming.

I walked in on the janitor using the women’s washroom. I asked him what he was doing in there. He said “The men’s washroom is filthy.”

Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin…