If a Church Congregation from Massachusetts goes on a Bus Ride It would be Mass Mass Mass Transit

I’ll never know if those cookies will give me super powers or not unless I eat some.

TIL Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 per cent TL;DR It was wedding cake

GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!

A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says “Five drinks please!”

Sleep is always the answer. Upset? Go to sleep. Not feeling well? Go to sleep. Already asleep? Stop making excuses and go to sleep harder.

a great joke to tell on the phone What has a little dick and hangs down? a bat! now what has a big dick and hangs up? *click*.

“I can’t wait to bore my friends with this.” Dude filming concert on his phone.

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss? “There is no porpoise.”

My wife said she wants a divorce for valentines day. I wasn’t planning to spend that much..