My nights 50% sleeping 50% avoiding getting up to pee

On a scale of 0-1… How much do you love binary?

There are 10 types of people in this world… Those who understand binary, those who don’t, and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in base 3.

Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew

CAFFEINE-FREE DIET COKE: BECAUSE YOU LOVE CARAMEL COLOR

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures? All their luggage is carrion.

Naked and Afraid, but it’s just me staring down a spider in the shower.

I put out a Want ad for a psychic… It said, “You know when and where to show up. Don’t be late.”

Mexican and Black jokes are all the same… You’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Jamal.

I’m reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome… I want to know what makes them tic.