How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Why couldn’t stevie wonder drive the bus? There’s no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

what’s about 5 inches long and hasn’t been inside another man in almost 2 weeks? Cory Monteith’s heroin syringe

Spending half of the movie wondering where the fuck did I see this actor before…

My mom said that if I don’t get off my computer and do my homework she’ll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she’s jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn

What’s the difference between you and an egg? An egg gets laid.

There’s no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.

How to Talk to Women Who Are Inside an MRI Tube

Why don’t men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.

World’s shortest resign letter. Dear Sir, Waak! thuu. Thank You.