What do you call a dehydrated frenchman? Pierre

What does the narcissistic cow say? Moooo! Cuz it’s a cow

I asked my wife for an audio book and she got me an encyclopaedia. That speaks volumes.

what travels around the world but stays in one corner? postage stamp

girlfriend: we need to talk me: ok what’s up girlfriend: I’m pregnant me: OH AND I SUPPOSE THAT’S MY FAULT TOO

My blind friend complained I was putting things in his way… He’ll get over it.

Damn girl are you a humpback whale? Because you’re very deep.

How do you make a whore moan? With peptides… Sicko..

My neighbors headboard kept me up last night so I yelled,” the guy last night made her scream louder.” Then it got quiet..

Funny clown joke You know why cannibals don’t eat clowns? They taste funny.