Don’t judge men by their wealth or appearance, judge them by their characters. All 140 of them.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop? Cause it got al dente’d up!

Sure my mom birthed & raised me, but I’ve had to explain how to check her email 95,000 times, so let’s just call it even.

(Q)….. What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? (A)….. Swim.

Wanted to be a Karmania?! it is so much easy to have comment karmas than having 1 simple link karma

What is a horse’s favourite wine? Equine.

A band player accidentally broke his instrument. He got in a lot of treble. Edit:That pun didn’t end on a good note.

I want to die the same way I was born. Naked, screaming, and covered in blood.

Two Irishmen are looking for a job. They come across a sign, that reads, “Tree Fellers”. Pat and Murphy look at each other and exclaim, “If only Seamus was here, we would’ve had the job!”

SON: Mom, Grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die. MOTHER: Idiot, it’s your mother that will die, not mine.