If Billy Mays were a farmer… And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the “Amazing May Mays Maize Maze.”

I was going to tell an addition joke… …but I forgot sum of it

I’m the only stalker I know with OCD. After I break in to watch you sleep, I fold your laundry.

If Jesus could walk on water and cucumbers are 96% water and I can walk on cucumbers does that mean the other 4% accounts for Jesus’s dick?

Army Jokes by Major Laugh

Why did Bowie die? I guess he was shot through the heart

I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like…propel you forward? These are things I think people need to know, NASA.

What do a racist and an apple have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree

The first rule of tautology club… Is the first rule of tautology club.

wh is bhdiffrnece bet?wen corn it’s the method