Net flips and krill? – killer whale text

Hillary Clinton is sick according to doctors… I pneu it all along.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby? Milk and Bookies.

‘You look fat’ is both an ice-breaker and a bone-breaker

Do you want to know what Jon Snow and yo momma have in common? They both can be stabbed multiple times and not die…

A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a shitzhu.

Warning: This movie may contain nudity. Either it does or it doesn’t, don’t waste my time.

“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” People that don’t know how cake works.

It’s very easy to clean yourself to the tune of “Uptown Funk”. Don’t believe me? Just wash.

I know it’s just bad luck that what I post never reaches the front page. After all, I’ve definitely seen it there before.