Most Republicans are still voting for Trump. Can I be banned for this, since it’s actually not a joke?

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !

Writing my first book, I got stuck on the details… …ended up haiku.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem? She worked it out with a pencil.

What’s the difference between America and Saudi Arabia? You don’t need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I’m not sorry)

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from? Vlasic Park

Coffee is a gateway drug. You end up stirring liquid with increasingly larger sticks until eventually you’re paddling a kayak.

Did I tell you my aunt died in this bed? #whatnottosayduringsex

Buckwheat has converted to Islam He is now known as Kareem of wheat.

I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone