A Ukrainian playwright has written two comedic satires of the current war. 1. Crimea River and 2. Donetsk, Don’t Tell

Very few people can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut nowadays. Then again, very few people cut their own hair.

I tried making a belt that had a watch for a buckle … it was a waist of time.

That sinking feeling when you realize you forgot to lock your clubhouse when you were 8, and it’s probably all infested now with girls

People who live in stone houses can throw all the glass they want.

A Little Jewish Humor Q: How much does a moil get paid? A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

Oh you like Oreos? Name five of their albums. And I’m talking their obscure shit like watermelon, none of this main stream birthday cake shi

All my jokes are lost baggage… You’ll get them in a couple days

Did you hear about the recently unemployed electrician? Apparently he’s now ohm-less.

So I complimented my friend’s majestic moustache. No idea why she had to slap me though.