What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh

What do you call 5 lesbians and 5 state workers? 10 people that don’t do dick.

Don’t confuse your path with your destination. Just because it’s stormy now doesn’t mean you aren’t headed for sunshine.

What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being *special*

BOSS: I suspect one of you wrongly uses nouns as verbs. Everyone turns around and stairs at me.

Why did Helen Keller try lsd? Because she was told it makes you see things!

You’ve said it before and I’ll say it again -Plagiarists

I married a French girl and had three sons We named our first son Antoine. We named our second son Anteux. We named our third son Antthree.

What’s the difference between an oral and anal thermometer? The taste

“I’m gonna get a tattoo that says ‘Helvetica’, written in Arial. When a woman corrects me on it, I will marry her.”