Last night I dreamt I was a muffler… I woke up this morning exhausted.

I learned mathematical fractions from a drug dealer. He said if I don’t pay $4,000 in 7 days, I’ll lose 3 fingers.

What do you call love between a Dick and an Asshole? Tainted Love

I hit 2k followers. Now that I’ve gathered you all here, I’d like to discuss the benefits of Amway

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee? Double double doubles

Do you like Asian Diplomacy jokes? I’ve been feeding the kids in my political science class a steady diet of Japanese Government jokes.

What is Kim Kardashian’s favorite hockey team? The Chicago Blackhawks

What’s the difference between a cockroach and the Japanese? A nuke won’t kill a cockroach

This fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined

Cologne companies have no clue what really attracts women. If they did, every bottle would smell like doughnuts.