What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night A widow

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy? I heard everybody had a blast.

Why don’t violists get stressed? Because they have nothing to fret about!

Jaws 2 (1978): after the sudden death of his father, a young shark is forced to take over the family business in a seaside resort.

That touchdown dance is exactly the same as mine when I wake up in a guy’s apartment and his furnished apartment has a nice view.

What separates the men from the apes? The Mediterranean Sea.

If I was married to you, I would put poison in your tea If I was married to you, madame, I would drink it

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? Give it to Michael J Fox

What do lesbian vegetarians eat? Vaggie burgers

Don’t spell part backwards It’s a trap