Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold.

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school? Jeeper creeper!

I was wondering how the truck was getting so big… Then it hit me.

What does Batman put in his drinks? Just ice.

There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich.

I hate tacos. -Said no Juan ever

Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn’t Hillary and Bill’s be… Hillbilly?

Just got back from my secret society meeting. I’m really pleased with next year’s Golden Globe winners.

Why is it easy to break in to an old man’s house? Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

She told me my analogies didn’t make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator.