What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

My gilfriend Is like Pokemon go servers. Unreliable Edit: bad spelling in title

There’s 2 statues in a dark room, what did one statue say to the other statue? Is statue?

Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !

When they were saying “we will find a good home for him” I thought they were talking about the dog,I didn’t know they were talking about me!

Want to make a nerd’s head explode? Go to any site that posted the new Star Wars trailer & write “Where’s Captain Kirk?” in the comments.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math? because cot(0) doesn’t exist … This joke… it burns my eyes…

My roommate dressed as a syringe for our Halloween house party. He’s upstairs with the sexy girl wearing the Courtney Love costume. In the addict.

A deeply religious man is trying to book a room at a hotel. He asks the receptionist if the pornography is disabled. To which she replies, “No. We just have regular pornography, you sick fuck.”

I like my women like I like my coffee…. …without a penis