Okay, guys, yes, we know Bostonians have been calling iPods “IPads” for years. STOP MAKING FUN.

What would a world without women feel like? A pain in the arse.

A stormtrooper just got sent to the firing squad. He will be missed.

What’s the right age to tell a film that it’s adapted?

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Fun trick: Handcuff her and tell her you’re taking her to 50 Shades of Grey. That way she can’t escape when you go to The SpongeBob Movie.

How does a mathematician solve constipation? Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

You – The food smells wonderful Me – That’s me I burped

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No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder.