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What’s Mr T’s favourite dessert? Petit Filous (Credit goes to my ex wife for this one).

What do a flat-earther, a Nazi, and YOU have in common? They all get one vote.

Q: Why did the fly fly? A: Because the spider spied her.

I’m Homy… I bet 99% of you pervs misread that.

went to kiss a girl last night and her eyes rolled back and her head floated off her shoulders body burst into flames i am a bad kisser

Give me one reason why I shouldn’t pass this math class “You held up 2 fingers just now” Ok then give me that many reasons

What did one train track say to the opposite track? Wanna race?

Confucius say… Man who walks everyday barefoot will have a tough sole

What do you a pterodactyl that can’t fly? Inosaur.