Why the Xelerator is better than the Airblade… Dyson only makes products that suck.

The way to end up $1 Million using the stock market LEGIT invest 10 million into it

The Parachuteless Dave Michael: Dave is so brave! He jumped out of a plane without a parachute! John: Ohh is it true? Where did you get the news? Michael: From his funeral.

Why are chemists such whores? They keep talking about their nitrates

What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don’t say anything. Just get out of the way.

Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, “Nah, that’s child’s play.”

“A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.”

TIL there is a nerve that runs from the tear duct to the anus. If you don’t believe me, let me pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn’t bring a tear to your eye.

What do skeletons like to put on their meat? Grave-y.

What do you call a fake Sony phone? Phony