Who Let The Dogs Out? Ramsay Bolton.

Father: Well Son how are your exam results ? Son: They’re under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below “C” level !

My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever.

my kid threw a tantrum at IKEA and broke over 50 wine glasses. Cost me damn near $4 to pay for them all

I had a 12 inch Italian last night Then I went to Subway

do they have the fourth of July in the UK? Of course it comes after the third and before the fifth of July

What’s a somali’s favorite sport? Cross-country

What do you call playful insults between terrorists? Talibanter

Guys, you CAN catch AIDS from a toilet seat! If you sit down before the other guy gets up.

So someone dropped a Chinese baby in a toilet? My advice is to pop it in a bag of rice overnight…