This guy rapes people with a smile on his face Fuck this psycho up. 248 Oh 330 And 0815

El chiste! Did you hear about the Mexican serial killer? He had Loco motives.

Kind of morbid (sorry) (From my uncles) Him: Have you ever fucked a dog as long as you wanted? Me: NO! Him: Why’d you stop?

One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday eight hours.

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say? Veni, Vidi, Veni.

an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well.

Don’t ever let anybody outshine you in life. If that means arriving at someone’s funeral in a casket, then so be it.

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up? Let’s go back to being cousins.

I’m the guy that starts walking away as you’re giving me directions.

Japenese inmates on death row aren’t given their date of death by the prison staff. I guess they just want to leave them hanging.