Too soon for a knock knock joke? “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “The pilot, let me in!!!”

I Would Flex But I Like This T-Shirt.

A book never written: “Secret Societies” by E. Lumin Audi

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowomen? Snowballs

I want to get a dog just so I can name it Stain That way when I take it to the park, and if it runs off, I can yell “come Stain!”

I saw a woman with 12 breasts Sounds amazing, dozen tit?

Here’s my review of EA Sorry EA but if you want the review it’ll be $5.99 for each letter and $7.99 for each punctuation and comma

Last week I got a vibrator stuck inside of me so I went to the doctors… …this morning when the batteries went flat

How does a one liner hurt its readers? With its punchline

There are now two ways to pronounce “Reddit”. Read-it and Re-edit. ^^^^^shit ^^^^^joke