I installed a pet door over the weekend, and the dog barked at it, and the cat pissed on it, but the raccoons have got the idea.

What is a Jawa’s favorite drink? Martini

There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Darth Vader Barbie …with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones

President Trump received congratulations from the Pope himself… Because thanks to him half the world started praying.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo drizzle

Why did the horny girl go to Subway? For a $5 footlong.

Jewish mothers How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? *Exasperated sigh* No it’s fine, I’ll just sit here in the dark!

Tell me what just happened in France! …Oh, Nice!

Some folks just can’t pull off a bow tie… …and they choke to death.

Yay! The Democrats won the World Series!