What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water? You can afford four fjord forders’ fords.

“That sucked.” -Elephants who just saw The Peanuts Movie

Two blondes meet in college.. one asks the other: “What year are you in?” “Well…2012. you ?” *Edit. The title could be a joke on its own.

What’s the difference between reddit and facebook? Reddit is better

got removed from r/showerthoughts but… Helen Keller really only knew a hand-full of words…

So i’m sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says ” I’m hitting that”

Wondering what atrocity I committed in a former life to deserve this shitty parking space.

You Know You’re Southern When… You know you’re southern when your town has more syllables than letters.

This woman at Target does not seem at all appreciative that I just found a lump on her breast.

Would love to see a reality show where they promise the prize will “change contestants lives FOREVER”…and it’s a brain swap with a cow.