How do you keep a blonde busy? Put “flip” on both sides of a piece of paper

In other news…. We now have the most attractive First Lady since Marilyn Monroe.

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog.

Steps to being cool A) Use the sunglasses face B)

Q: How does an elephant climb a tree? A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

I’m emotionally unavailable but I make up for it by being completely unattractive.

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic philosopher with insomnia? He was up all night wondering if there really is a dog. I know it’s a dad joke, because it was my dad’s favorite joke.

Boss: Isn’t your new job kind of a [stifling laughter] sideways move? Crab: [to HR person] see this is what I’m talking about

What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!

Drake started from the bottom. Of Darwin’s evolution chart.