Girls are a lot like universities… I spend hours looking at them, only to realise I can’t get into any of them.

I know a trick to make my dick 2 meters long… … I fold it in half.

So I was fucking this guy in the ass….. … and I reached around and he had a boner. Do you think he’s gay?

I didn’t ask for a sweet roll? Oh, sorry, I thought you had said, “synonym bun”.

Why do businesses move to India? Because they worship prophets!

BUILDING INSPECTOR: what’s this called DARTH VADER: the death [inspector’s eyes look up from his clipboard] DARTH VADER: uh the health star

What’s the worst thing to come across while browsing the internet? Your keyboard.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a dead baby? I only have one under my bed

I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops.

A knock knock joke from Westeros Knock knock Who’s there? Hodor. Hodor who? …Hodor