What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

What did the customer ask the prostitute when they got to the hotel? Do you come here often?

Supposedly anagrams of people’s names give you clues to how they’re going to die… … and [Hugh Dennis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Dennis) is an anagram of “hung in shed”.

“longest word” What is the longest word in the English language? . SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!”

Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?

The second worst thing to say on a date… …is that you have to fart. The worst thing to say is, “That wasn’t a fart.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the black guy cross the road? To kill the chicken and eat it!

How Do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween? They Pump Kin.

What was the Numerologist’s favorite seaside discount brothel? The One-Toothed Reef Whore Hive

Your wife is locked out at the front door yelling at you and your dog is barking at the back door to be let in. Which do you let in first? Your dog, because it’ll stop barking once you let it in.