What do you call a group of physicians with erectile dysfunction? Doctors Without Boners

Bee. The reason he needs an epi pen.

I’ve always wanted to own a funeral home…. With the slogan, “We love it when business is dead.”

Me and my baby mama are gonna name the kid Pun It wasn’t intended

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common? They both give kids a little head.

I’m far less concerned with who let it out, and more curious as to why the cat was in the bag in the first place?

What do you call a fat, Italian-American ghost? A gabaGHOUL!!

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk? Diabetes

What does a baby computer call its father? Data

“What are you doing, dad?” “Filing taxes… LOLJK… I’m googling “non-extraditable countries”. Pack your bags, kid! We’re going to Libya!”