What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish…

I’ll tell you something about my wife She absolutely loves ~~cunilungas~~ ~~cunnilengus~~ ~~cunnelinges~~ cunnilingus Sorry, I always have trouble getting my tongue around it

My wife is like a hurricane… At the beginning there was a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end I lost my house.

Post your original made up joke. No old jokes you’ve already posted. Here’s mine: How did the Asian porn-star become president? By Generar Erection!

What’s the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon?

What’s the difference between blue paint and red paint? The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

An orchestra went to the desert Which member felt the warmest? The conductor.

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets? Tally Hoes

How to spot a douchebag in the gym? Really bad so he hurts himself.

Summer and winter had been growing apart as friends… when summer called up winter she ask him why he was so cold.