What’s the difference between a bucket of sand and period blood? I can’t gargle a bucket of sand.

Why do people browse reddit on the toilet? For shits n’ giggles.

Joke of the week… /r/leagueoflegends Lmow

Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve Republicans here.” The Republicans say “That’s OK…We don’t serve you either.

I wish I was important enough for my nudes to get leaked.

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive? A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5″ Inches.

My husband needed more space… So I locked him outside

How do Protestants like their orange juice? without Pope

Who was the greatest female author in German history? Ann Schluss. Her books had a way of taking over Czechoslovakia and Austria in particular. edit: Czechoslovakia & Austria

How are neutrinos and i alike? Were both constantly penetrating your mom