What is the difference between Virging and non-virgin ? Virgin doesn’t give a fuck.

Why is fishing dangerous? Sometimes, there’s a catch

What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust

There are 10 types of people … Those who understand binary and those who dont !

That question from your wife for which either answer is wrong Apparently the third answer “it’s not the dress” isn’t right either.

My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe

There was a Brothel on top of a hill, The man on his way up the hill was Russian The man on his way down the hill was Finnish …..and the man inside Himalayan!!

A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder The doctor says “what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?” The parrot replies “Africa there’s millions of them”

The only way to open a pack of toilet paper is to fingerblast a hole through the plastic in one of the roll hollows.

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece? They got tired of all the minotaurs.