Jeopardy Contestant: Saturday night for $400 Alex: This when the song Tennessee Whiskey is playing in the background Contestant: What is Jacking Daniels?

Did you hear about the Parisian who jumped off a bridge? He went in Seine.

“Clue” is a board game about people trapped in a house and one of them is a homicidal maniac who has just killed. Ages 8 and up.

What did the owner of the Indian restaurant say when he burned all of his bread? “Don’t worry, it’s a naan issue.”

What could be a good name for a really inappropriate French porno? The Princess and the Frog

What do redditors give one another on Christmas? Gifs.

The Queen Elizabeth doesn’t have one. The Pope has one, yet he does not use it. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is big, and Brad Pitt’s is small. What am I talking about? A last name, you pervs.

The cashier at McDonald’s was more than happy to warm up some Diet Coke for my baby’s bottle.

Yelling someone’s name in different voices until they finally hear you

According to my khaki shorts, I need to give a couple more shakes after peeing.