Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war? The French. They always have their hands up.

My friend showed up wearing a “Narnia is real” shirt which suits him cause they both aren’t planning to come out of the closet anytime soon.

If the USSR were to become a country again… …would it be called the Soviet Reunion?

The biggest joke of all time! My existence

Why is it called an XBox One? Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

What was Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee.

What’s the opposite of condescending? [gif](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b1b800af79638830eef30deb8163bbf/tumblr_ms1l531JGu1s29n2zo1_250.gif)

Why did leeroy Jenkins cross the road To get the chicken

Me: Okay 2 it’s time for bed 2: NO! Mommy go to bed Me: Okay *goes to bed

It must suck having aspirations of being a serial killer but getting caught on your first murder.