Why are cars faster than motorcycles? Because motorcycles are two tired.

Read a magazine at the doctor’s office so I’m all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don’t think Bush can beat him.

Prostate exam Okay, I’m going to give you a prostate exam. … It won’t hurt a bit… Hey, doctor, you could have removed your ring! It’s not my ring, it’s my watch…

A psychiatrist is just a friend you pay to listen to your problems because your other friends are tired of hearing about them.

Football players, basketball players and soccer players all play with balls. How come my girlfriend refuses to.

What do you call a Rhinoceros in heat? Horny.

When I was molested at age 7 it was horrible. It must have been his first time or something.

If Yoko Ono gave you herpes… Would that be strawberry fields forever?

>be 17 >miss [(For those who don’t get it)](http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/4/4/1333548711318/Battleship-board-game-001.jpg)

127 MILLION? How are there 127 million subscribers when the Reddit population is WAY LESS????