Pickup line Hey there, wanna come over and watch porn on my 50 inch flat-screen mirror?

TIL the odds, as a male college student, of having sex with a given college girl. One in four

What’s Medusa’s favorite cheese? Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

What’s the difference between a mining company and priests? A mining company puts miners in shafts.

“Why don’t Mr. and Mrs. Smokey the Bear have any children?” “I give up, why?” “Because every time Mrs. Bear gets hot Mr. Bear throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel.”

Golf is probably fun if you like walking around outside in business casual.

What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy? A Spaghetto.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe? They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

A Scottish man released a love song for his wife It’s called for the sheep

CIVIL ENGINEER: ok let’s build stuff. UNCIVIL ENGINEER: *smashes popsicle stick bridge*