What type of web developer likes finding bugs Spiders

My doctor told me I needed to see a rheumatologist… I told him that’s a strange way to say interior designer.

The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!

Enough with the fist bumping. I never understand what is happening. This time I held my hands open because I thought he was giving me M&Ms

“I need a car. What do you have?” “Well, we have a Subaru Outback” “But what kind of Subaru?” “Outback” “I don’t CARE where you keep it…”

What do you call Adrian Monk when he’s angry? Rasputin

How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?

Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing.

I saw a documentary about beavers… It was the best dam program I’ve seen in a while

What’s the difference… …between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg