The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn

What do you call two black men on a videotape? Evidence.

I was getting a checkup from my doctor this morning He said “Now son, you gotta stop masterbating!” I said in shock ” what?” He replied “Well At least until I finish your God damn exam!!”

why did the possum cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken.

Who’s the first Jewish guy to get a Heisman Trophy? “Fred Goldman, because he’s got mine!” – OJ Simpson

“The Jetsons and Flintstones existed at the same time. One in the sky, one on the ground, and both in a post-apocal-” “Juror is dismissed”

Fastest way to occupy bored kids is to announce we are going to clean Voila Suddenly they all remember plans they’ve forgotten Ah quiet

Silly joke I made up today.. How did Pedro fix his car? With Espana.

At first I didn’t like my new haircut but it slowly grew on me.

Dead penis