“Why does stuff like this always happen to me?” – gay passenger on Titanic

Potentially offensive Muslim pick-up line [NSFW] Hey girl, are you prayer? Because I’d love to do you 5 times a day

This guy just threw milk on me! How dairy….

(Cargo pants filled with tater tots) “How many do I need to get an Xbox?” “Sir, that’s not how Toys for Tots works.” “FALSE ADVERTISING!”

Ok people, I think the big take away from 2016 is that it’s really bad luck to start the year by shooting a gorilla

Record for the world’s smallest penis? Must be hard to beat.

whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it

How do you make a cat woof? soak it in gasoline and light it on fire… WOOF!

What did the cow say in winter? Oh my god. I’m Friesian!

What’s gay and has no balls? A lesbian.