What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common? They have to smell it but they can’t taste it!

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside? Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

It’s only a problem if others know about it…. *Sweeps problems under rug*

I remember… when I used to be really nostalgic. Those were the days.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar? An algorithm

The diamond ring on your finger says “married” but the reveling clothes you are wearing says “still looking.”

For lent, I’m going to give up sexual innuendos but it’s hard… so hard!

What’s the difference between hitler and a gay man. A 45 degree angle.

Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey

I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you’ve got.