Which blood type do most of the people in Taiwan’s capital city have? Taipei

Two condoms are walking down a street. A gay bar appears. One condom says, “Hey, wanna get shitfaced?”

why do gorillas have such big nostrils? because they have big fingers

A small part of me is filled with self-loathing for how much pizza I can eat in one sitting. The rest of me is filled with pizza.

When attempting to make a good first impression imagine how important good grammar is. Wrong. Importanter.

Every minute in america… Costs you 5 dollars.

There is so much dust on that drawer that if you sneeze on it mattress will fall out.

Why can’t two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby? Two Wongs don’t make a white

Did you hear about the time Pontius Pilate got really drunk? He ended up nailing Jesus.

How do you titilate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot.