What do root vegetables do at tha club? Turnip

If E.T. is making your bicycle fly through the sky, why do you still have to pedal?

I started a cold air balloon business. I’m having trouble getting it off the ground.

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts? An incorporation.

I haven’t been sexually active because I’m saving myself… Some money.

HOT LOCAL SINGLES WANT TO MEET YOU SO THEIR FELONIOUS BOYFRIENDS CAN STEAL YOUR I-PHONE

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread? Don’t worry, someone will tell you.

Kinky involves a feather. Perverted involves the whole bird.

My doctor said that she thinks I have irritable bowel syndrome. I’m not surprised, I irritate everyone else so it makes sense that my bowels would be sick of my shit.

My name should just be man1012… because I have no D. (according to a YT commenter)