What do you call a bear with no teeth? Bare Grylls

Knock knock. “Who’s there?” Christopher Walken. “Christopher Walken who?” Christopher Walken and then walk out after his weird cameo.

The only joke I know ……. What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch penis? A fungi to be with

Jewish Joke About Warm Weather . Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I’d convert to Christianity for the Baptism.

A lot of people ask me “why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?”

I was woken on the plane by a panicky stewardess That’s how i lost my job as a pilot.

Have you heard about the midget psychic who broke out of jail? He’s a small medium at large!

How do you starve a worthless mooch? By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died? He read it in the Hobbituary.

Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way We cannoli do so much