Starting a dating site for old farts like me calling it carbon dating.

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it’ll take 10 episodes.

I find it quite sexy to see cum dribbling out of a girl’s vagina. But not if I’ve just taken off her knickers.

People are funny. They spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t need, to impress people they don’t like.

A naked jew with an erection ran into a wall He broke his nose

I hate tattoos For instance, if you get a tattoo of a Tarantula, 60 years later it’ll look like Daddy Long Legs.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? “O.K. you asked for it” the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

There are two types of people in the world Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Girls say I’m an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row.

Turns out there is no Easter today, they found the body.