Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the “pouring rain.” Well atleast the dew point is coming down!

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face? Because I told him a good joke.

I got confused watching highlights from the SAG awards. I always thought they were the 15-year reunions of the AVNs.

An old favorite I just remembered What the difference between jelly and jam? I can’t jelly my dick down your throat.

“Nobody knows my suffering.” – Everybody

2 out of 3 Americans live beside a paedophile Not me though. I live beside two hot 12 year olds

What is white and 14 inches long? Nothing.

You know what really grindes my gears? When I don’t push the clutch down far enough.

The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus in Space He conquered the sins of the world, but can he conquer the sins of the galaxy?

Runs with scissors Gets hit by bus