Don’t forget to take a screen shot of the weather forecast today and post it on Instagram.

Why does the US name Arkansas Arkansas Because Its Arkansas not YourKansas

I like my comedic timing like my pizza delivery With pepperoni.

They constantly call trump a white supremacist, but how can he be that when he’s not even white himself? He is orange.

Pete and Repete walk into a bar… Pete and Repete walk into a bar, Pete walks out. Who is left?

Donald Trump doesn’t like Mexicans, and I’m terrible with timed writing prompts. I guess we have similar opinions… We both hate ese’s.

My buddies said I should sign up for a Golf Tournament I told them no, I always lose, Then they said it was for crippled children. I thought, well damn, maybe I could win this then.

I found out how to make my penis 16 inches I Fold mine in half

I hate Russian Dolls They’re so full of themselves.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar