What’s wrong with Andrew Jackson? He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving this year. We’re going to invite the neighbors to dinner, murder them, and take their land.

Women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69

The greatest harbor on Earth can shelter not a single ship… It is truly without pier.

I was going to make a pun about flexibility I decided not to because it was too much of a stretch.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? They only had 2 vans

I thought my name was “Stop encouraging her” until I was 11.

(NSFW) What’s the difference between Jam and Jelly …You can’t jelly your dick down a girls throat

folks nowadays love Buzzfeed lists. well guess what kids, I’ve got a “Top 10 list” for u thats total #WIN. it’s called the 10 Commandments

Every onion looks like it was in an abusive relationship.