English joke – What’s another name for Santa’s elves? Subordinate Clauses

Having sex is like playing an instrument. When you do it right, you’ll start hearing noises.

I thought reverse psychology was when.. you made your therapist cry

Have you heard the latest trend… Have you heard the latest trend that’s blowin’ up the Internet? It’s cyber-terrorism.

Damn girl are you Schrodinger’s cat cos you’re in a box and all these nerds are talking about you? Sir have some respect this is a funeral.

What’s that one place in Thailand called? Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

Do poodle owners realize they just bought a dog with a shitty 1980s white girl perm?

How do teenage boys keep warm? Jackit

Niggas be like I want a girl that rocks Jordan’s, plays video games, and watches sports with me” wtf? You want a boyfriend nigga

This joke isn’t fast. It’s not slow either. I guess it’s just half-fast.