Questionably funny “Knock Knock” “Who’s there?” “Police” “Police who?” “Police open the door” Posted this in anti-jokes since it is not really funny, and was told to put it here.

If I were Luke Skywalker it would have taken me about six minutes to turn R2-D2 into a bong.

A question related to math so Bob has 20 dollar and Tyrone takes 15 dollars away from Bob. What color is Tyrone ?

Why did the flume ride need repairs? Because it got waterlogged.

What’s the one thing Spider-man can’t eat? Uncle bens rice

Do you guys know the story about the broken pencil? Nevermind, it has no point.

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups? a segreGATOR

What did the fuse say when it blew out? Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

How does an abstract artist paint? They wipe their ass with canvas.

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final? Brazilians